epic fails.

Might I mention that the above banner is artwork penned by yours truly via Microsoft Paint and an optical mouse sometime last year, or the year before that, or some year I still had a PC. (Run-on sentences ftw.) I hastily created this blog at work, so the only access to photos I had was on my Photobucket account and I thought this to be quite fitting for the intended "theme" of my blog. I spent hours last night on Photoshop trying to design a new banner but the finished product deemed to be too narcissistic even for a Leo like me.

Anyways. Onward, ho!

Epic fail #1:
This past weekend my mom noted that it's a "good thing" I no longer work in retail what with the economy and consumer spending being in the shits and all. However, she failed to recall that I now work in the automotive industry.

Epic fail #2:
Last night my roommate had a girl I'd never met sleep on the couch. Before I left for work this morning I noticed she was still in our apartment and would be left alone all day. I immediately began to fear for my purses, and thought of a brilliant plan for a booby trap but could not execute thanks to my partner-in-crime being unwilling to cooperate. I was later informed that the girl in question is my roommate's girlfriend's cousin. Apparently, Chanel, Marc & co. can get a girl's head really twisted.

Epic fail #3 (aka fail of all fails):
I'm Chinese and allergic to MSG.