this guy...

9:49:11 PM Albert: maybe i should just get a hamster
9:49:18 PM Albert: since i cant afford a dog right now
9:49:29 PM Albert: but they're not nearly as fun
9:49:35 PM Albert: as a puppy
9:50:38 PM miss_isadora: hell no
9:50:42 PM miss_isadora: hamsters are so boring
9:50:43 PM miss_isadora: haha
9:58:47 PM Albert: do u like ass
9:59:27 PM miss_isadora: what?
9:59:30 PM miss_isadora: .............?
9:59:40 PM Albert: u know what i'm asking
9:59:46 PM Miss_isadora: that was the most RANDOM shit ever from hamsters to ass.....
9:59:56 PM Albert: haha
9:59:59 PM Miss_isadora: no i actually DONT know what youre asking
10:00:16 PM Albert: do u like a guys ass
10:00:20 PM Miss_isadora: OHHH
10:00:21 PM Miss_isadora: no
10:00:22 PM Miss_isadora: lol
10:00:25 PM Miss_isadora: i think theyre ugly
10:01:11 PM Albert: goddamn i want soem krispy kreme
10:01:41 PM Miss_isadora: WTF
10:01:42 PM Miss_isadora: HAHAHHA
10:01:45 PM Miss_isadora: ur SOOO RANDOM right now
10:02:12 PM Albert: lol
10:02:19 PM Albert: its just cuz i'm looking at shit on the internet
10:02:23 PM Albert: and its making me think of things
10:02:29 PM Albert: krispy kreme might go out of business
10:02:30 PM Miss_isadora: ......like a guy's ass?
10:02:36 PM Albert:
10:02:44 PM Albert: dont ask me what websites i'm looking at

then later..........

10:32:03 PM Albert: hows it going?
10:32:23 PM Miss_isadora: im pooping right now
10:32:32 PM Albert: seriously?
10:32:40 PM Miss_isadora: yes
10:32:42 PM Miss_isadora: seriously.
10:32:45 PM Albert: haha
10:32:50 PM Albert: man we are tight
10:32:54 PM Miss_isadora: for reals dude
10:32:55 PM Miss_isadora: HAHA
10:32:58 PM Miss_isadora: feels sooo good
10:32:59 PM Miss_isadora: im done
10:33:00 PM Albert: when u start sharing poop talk its a sign of closeness
10:33:02 PM Miss_isadora: that was the fastest shit ever
10:33:10 PM Albert: that is a good thing
10:33:12 PM Miss_isadora: for rreeaaalllss... fuck i love u man
10:33:14 PM Miss_isadora: hold up gotta wipe


Sooooooo rad.